We Hate Bill O'Reilly And Want To Be On His List
We the undersigned do solemnly swear that we are engaged in what television "personality" Bill O'Reilly (R-Fox News) describes as the distribution of "information supplied by far left websites."*
We the undersigned also solemnly swear that we think O'Reilly (R-Falafel) is a fatuous gasbag who spends more time looking in the mirror and crooning "Who's the fairest of them all? You! That's right, you, you sexy beast!" than he does researching anything he says on his alleged talk show.
We also solemnly swear that, like MSNBC, the St. Petersburg Times, and the New York Daily News, we belong on Bill O'Reilly's enemies list.
Therefore, we the undersigned ask O'Reilly (R-Really Bad Porn Novel) to add us to his list.
Instructions: To be added, simply comment to this post. Each of us shall provide, in comments, the name we wish displayed on O'Reilly's list, along with reasons we should appear on said list.
Happy Holidays!
*Bill calls such information "defamatory" and "false," but he's full of shit. Also, he's ugly.
We the undersigned also solemnly swear that we think O'Reilly (R-Falafel) is a fatuous gasbag who spends more time looking in the mirror and crooning "Who's the fairest of them all? You! That's right, you, you sexy beast!" than he does researching anything he says on his alleged talk show.
We also solemnly swear that, like MSNBC, the St. Petersburg Times, and the New York Daily News, we belong on Bill O'Reilly's enemies list.
Therefore, we the undersigned ask O'Reilly (R-Really Bad Porn Novel) to add us to his list.
Instructions: To be added, simply comment to this post. Each of us shall provide, in comments, the name we wish displayed on O'Reilly's list, along with reasons we should appear on said list.
Happy Holidays!
*Bill calls such information "defamatory" and "false," but he's full of shit. Also, he's ugly.
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